BB thinks that's okay, it's the astronaut's right to take what they want. are they sure they want to do that though?
without a moon, the soda water won't stay frizzy anymore. without their frizzy oceans, they wont be able to produce sugar anymore. without sugar, the whole world will die?
[ It's dumb, but it makes her smile, considering all things. ]
thank you thank you
and to Omori BB bestows the highest honor, the squarest moon candy in the world. if you eat it, it will make one wish come true, but that wish needs to be worded in a way that is the opposite of what you want.
[ With BB, it is always both. Illusions are the reality that she makes true. Reality is just an illusion she lives out. It makes no difference otherwise... ]
The moon tries to copy the world, because deep down the moon wants to be the world. But since its not. The Moon often throws away things that it doesn't think it needs. One day, the Moon thought it wanted to make its own person because it was lonely and wanted the astronauts to stay with them.
So, the Moon thought that if it made its own person, then the astronauts would stay with the moon instead of Earth.
it made its person, and told its person, that is must take care of the astronauts or else.
but then one day, the person got sick because a horned astronaut wanted to mine the moon all for herself, and didn't want the person there.
the person got sick, and they got scared that the moon would get rid of her. the same way it throws away things that it doesn't think it needs.
to avoid this, the person took their personhood and made Magic Missus.
and then, threw away magic missus.
the horned astronaut who wanted to mine away the moon, found magic missus in the trash. and woke her up. She thought if she let the Magic Missus live, then she would eventually be able to mine the whole moon for herself. Magic Missus hated her, hated the moon, hated the astronauts that made her exist, but she wasn't powerful enough to do anything about it.
[To anyone else, it would sound like a tall tale, but Omori doesn't think so. They've talked about something like this before - personhood and sharing. Omori reads every word. He no longer feels like playing around.]
determined to exist, Magic Missus ate all the garbage in the trash can until she became the only piece of garbage in the trash can. making her grow so strong that no one could defeat her ever again
but that meant Magic Missus was full of trash and nothing sugary sweet
and deep down, the Magic Missus loved sugar so much but she was so scared to take any of it for herself because she was so dirty on the inside - would she even be able to taste its sweetness? Because she was made full of muk?
and she knew how important it was to all astronauts, who wanted to mine the moon and although she hated them for making her exist. she was also born and made to love astronauts always.
so Magic Missus, despite how much she hated all the astronauts on the world, made herself into someone who could make their dreams come true - but not their wishes
[ A pause and then, ]
Do you think a Sweet Hero would fall in love with the Magic Missus of the Moon? And let her know what sweetness tastes like.
[BB makes an excellent character. She stars in a terrible tragedy. It must be people that she hates, but whom she was made to love. Omori hates what he was made to care for too.
[As far as love goes, Sunny's dreams can be hopeful - a wedding, a reunion. They can also be dreadful - a divorce, even violence.
[Omori's own thoughts on love? Well, he's only a kid. If the question is whether someone like him can find someone to love them...]
in a perfect story yes
the hero would find her and she would never be alone again
that's only a story though
while you're awake everyone will disappoint you
to find someone that won't you'll have to dream them up
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does she have strong muscles?
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No, she has bunny ears and the letters BB on its butt. Then she has a crown on her head bc I made her a princess??
if you cut her open shes made of candy not cheese
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i like this moon better already
careful though
the astronauts might try to make
candy mines
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without a moon, the soda water won't stay frizzy anymore. without their frizzy oceans, they wont be able to produce sugar anymore. without sugar, the whole world will die?
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the people will have to start a petition
STOP CANDY MOON MINING NOW
MOON CANDY IS A LIMITED RESOURCE
BUY CANDY AT THE STORE INSTEAD
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its ok bc the Magic Missus will make them sugar and give them all their desires
this is what she foresaw and wanted.
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magic missus was the moon mining mistress all along
o(“°0°’’)o ! !
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gotta learn all types of magic if you are going to make dreams come true
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moon casino
they're very popular under the ocean
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Its ran by my moon bunnies of course
casino coins are candy pieces
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and a jumbo moon bunny ceo
to keep them in line
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thanks to
magic missus (* ゚∀゚)ノシ
omori (* ゚∀゚)ノシ
and their moon minions (* ゚∀゚)ノシ(* ゚∀゚)ノシ(* ゚∀゚)ノシ
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thank you thank you
and to Omori BB bestows the highest honor, the squarest moon candy in the world. if you eat it, it will make one wish come true, but that wish needs to be worded in a way that is the opposite of what you want.
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do i have time to think about it?
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[Are they still playing pretend? Were they ever? Hm.]
when do i get it
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want something so cursed?
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tell me
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So, the Moon thought that if it made its own person, then the astronauts would stay with the moon instead of Earth.
it made its person, and told its person, that is must take care of the astronauts or else.
but then one day, the person got sick because a horned astronaut wanted to mine the moon all for herself, and didn't want the person there.
the person got sick, and they got scared that the moon would get rid of her. the same way it throws away things that it doesn't think it needs.
to avoid this, the person took their personhood and made Magic Missus.
and then, threw away magic missus.
the horned astronaut who wanted to mine away the moon, found magic missus in the trash. and woke her up. She thought if she let the Magic Missus live, then she would eventually be able to mine the whole moon for herself. Magic Missus hated her, hated the moon, hated the astronauts that made her exist, but she wasn't powerful enough to do anything about it.
do you know what she did?
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tell me
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but that meant Magic Missus was full of trash and nothing sugary sweet
and deep down, the Magic Missus loved sugar so much but she was so scared to take any of it for herself because she was so dirty on the inside - would she even be able to taste its sweetness? Because she was made full of muk?
and she knew how important it was to all astronauts, who wanted to mine the moon and although she hated them for making her exist. she was also born and made to love astronauts always.
so Magic Missus, despite how much she hated all the astronauts on the world, made herself into someone who could make their dreams come true - but not their wishes
[ A pause and then, ]
Do you think a Sweet Hero would fall in love with the Magic Missus of the Moon? And let her know what sweetness tastes like.
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[As far as love goes, Sunny's dreams can be hopeful - a wedding, a reunion. They can also be dreadful - a divorce, even violence.
[Omori's own thoughts on love? Well, he's only a kid. If the question is whether someone like him can find someone to love them...]
in a perfect story
yes
the hero would find her
and she would never be alone again
that's only
a story though
while you're awake
everyone will disappoint you
to find someone that won't
you'll have to dream them up
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