psl / meme continuation

[sadpoem]

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[flochoff]

Relax, I wasn’t even bringing a gun

[Yes, yes he is. It’ll stay in the car now, though.]

What kind of bitch leaves a guy up a tree, anyway

[sadpoem]

u usually
have a gun tho

[flochoff]

Already told you, not this time 👌

[Armin is going to search the car (or have Eren do it… or maybe the pink lackey…) and Armin is going to get pissy. Boo hoo, though.

[However: Eren, by extension, will also get pissy.

[Mmmaaaaaaybe he can dump it on Yelena…]

I will be completely gun-free for you today, buddy

[sadpoem]

dont infantilize me pls

[He goes to therapy now!]

that lady was
kinda mean
i guess

[flochoff]

K pal

[He doesn’t!]

What was her problem
Scared of someone petting her cat?

[sadpoem]

["Pal" is still...

[Oh well. He tried.]

does eren kno
ur coming
btw?

[flochoff]

Does he have to? He’ll find out when I get there

[Oh nooo, Eren will be mad at him… It’s the other two he has to placate.]

Actually, why aren’t they getting you down?

[sadpoem]

bc i wanted to see u

except
i do have to tell eren
sorry

[flochoff]

[Boyfriend wants to see him 🥺 All forgiven effective right now immediately.

[He switches lanes at the last second to detour to Yelena’s, and flips off the cars beeping at him. Anyway.]

Babe, I will be there faster than you can say “ladder”
Go ahead and tell Eren that Floch is coming to visit. 😏

[sadpoem]

ok
do u want to get slushies

[flochoff]

Fuck yes.

[sadpoem]

[Swinging legs.]

i like u
a lot

[flochoff]

[Mm, delicious ego stroke.]

You’re a good dude, Sunny.

We get you down from that tree, grab some slushies, and take a joyride for the rest of the day. Sound good?

[Joyride (noun): 1) potentially innuendo; 2) Floch will literally take Sunny far from the Arlert (& co.) residence for dicking around with maximum freedom; 3) said dicking around may or may not involve definition 1.]

[sadpoem]

[Oh, yum.]

yes
just
not "good"

turn off
ha ha

[They're learning!]

[flochoff]

Now that is what we talkin about
Let’s goooo
BRB

[Look at him being extra courteous today; it’s Yelena pit stop time. AKA, beep horn, throw gun at doorstep, wait to ensure it actually goes inside with her, take off. The “BRB” isn’t even necessary, really.]

Right. After slushies, you’re only good for warming my seat, right?
Actually
Not even that

nsfw here down

[sadpoem]

[Are they about to sext while he's stuck in a tree?

[Is that hot?]

i hope
u mean lap

well, since you warned—

[flochoff]

Yeah, lap
Cockwarm me while I drive

[sadpoem]

[Hooooooly--]

yes sir

[flochoff]

You won’t make the trip
One speedbump and it’s over for you

[sadpoem]

ive never been horny
in a tree before

[Focus.]

ill hold on
ill try

[flochoff]

You can’t fall before I get there

[sadpoem]

im sturdy

[He meant stable. Now it sounds like he's saying that if he falls out of the tree he'll be fine. Bounce, maybe.]

[flochoff]

That hard already? 😏

[sadpoem]

im not going 2 fall
i meant

but yes

[flochoff]

K. Keep that up until I get there too LOL

Hell, you’re not on the property, right? I’ll pick you up from the tree and we’ll just keep going