psl / meme continuation

[sadpoem]

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no cell signal

[He should really stop--]

[flochoff]

Babe.

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[Can't win 'em all. He sends his location. It's thirty minutes away.]

there was a cat

[flochoff]

[Shit, why’s he gotta be so far? Then again, he lives with a rich elite (Armin Arlert), and Eren Jaeger. Any excuse to infiltrate…]

Send cat pics

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well...

[flochoff]

Babe.

Do not tell me kitty got away

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its kinda fd up
the cat got down
on her own
and the owner came
and got her

but left me here

[flochoff]

I’ll kill her

*The owner

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dont do that

[flochoff]

Babe relax
It is a joke.
😘

[Unless? Gee, why doesn’t Armin want this dude on his property…]

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ur guns make me nervous

[flochoff]

Relax, I wasn’t even bringing a gun

[Yes, yes he is. It’ll stay in the car now, though.]

What kind of bitch leaves a guy up a tree, anyway

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u usually
have a gun tho

[flochoff]

Already told you, not this time 👌

[Armin is going to search the car (or have Eren do it… or maybe the pink lackey…) and Armin is going to get pissy. Boo hoo, though.

[However: Eren, by extension, will also get pissy.

[Mmmaaaaaaybe he can dump it on Yelena…]

I will be completely gun-free for you today, buddy

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dont infantilize me pls

[He goes to therapy now!]

that lady was
kinda mean
i guess

[flochoff]

K pal

[He doesn’t!]

What was her problem
Scared of someone petting her cat?

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["Pal" is still...

[Oh well. He tried.]

does eren kno
ur coming
btw?

[flochoff]

Does he have to? He’ll find out when I get there

[Oh nooo, Eren will be mad at him… It’s the other two he has to placate.]

Actually, why aren’t they getting you down?

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bc i wanted to see u

except
i do have to tell eren
sorry

[flochoff]

[Boyfriend wants to see him 🥺 All forgiven effective right now immediately.

[He switches lanes at the last second to detour to Yelena’s, and flips off the cars beeping at him. Anyway.]

Babe, I will be there faster than you can say “ladder”
Go ahead and tell Eren that Floch is coming to visit. 😏

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ok
do u want to get slushies

[flochoff]

Fuck yes.

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[Swinging legs.]

i like u
a lot

[flochoff]

[Mm, delicious ego stroke.]

You’re a good dude, Sunny.

We get you down from that tree, grab some slushies, and take a joyride for the rest of the day. Sound good?

[Joyride (noun): 1) potentially innuendo; 2) Floch will literally take Sunny far from the Arlert (& co.) residence for dicking around with maximum freedom; 3) said dicking around may or may not involve definition 1.]

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[Oh, yum.]

yes
just
not "good"

turn off
ha ha

[They're learning!]